Love makes you do the strangest things
You don't notice until you don't have him anymore, how much you'd do everything for him.
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M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(Source: rakatakat, via screaming-on-the-insid3)

shehlovee:

Life is unfair. you put someone first who puts you second. you study your ass off for a final only to get a C. you give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. you’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. it seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

(via screaming-on-the-insid3)

twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad:

librariansoul:

liquidiousfleshbag:

WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC

WHY

Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.

image

(via hellarad-nojutsu)

highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

(via hellarad-nojutsu)

I so thought that the question said cannabis so that doesn’t make me any better.
zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading


This post reminded me of the film ‘Where The Heart Is’.

Everyone has had that mental breakdown where you begin to realise that your not sure what your doing with your life and you do all this hard work and get way too stressed out over small things which ultimately seem so big in your mind until you stop and think..

Where am I going with this?

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

(via thiscouldbe-para-para-paradise)

onefitmodel:

kryptaria:

dominatrixeditrix:

victoriarene:

REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE I GET THIS WRONG EVERY TIME

Lay vs. Lie is my kryptonite.

I’ve rewritten countless sentences just to get rid of this.

OH
chauvinistsushi:

peaceloveeva:

littlecrythings:

*AGGRESSIVELY LIVES*

*SUCCESSFULLY DIES*

Makes me laugh every time
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